Monday, October 24, 2005

Worst movie ever!!!

I (Tim) feel that it is my duty to warn people about "The New World". A while back I saw a trailer for an upcoming movie (it opens Christmas Day, 2005) about John Smith and Pocahantas. It stars and Colin Farrell and some girl and a bunch of other people. The director is the same guy who made "the Thin Red Line". If you have not seen that film, than you should thank God right now. It is without question the worst film ever made. It is worse than A.I., Waterworld, Two Brothers, F.I.S.T., and Night of the Panzer. This movie will tear your soul from your body. If "The New World" is anything like "The Thin Red Line", it will be three plus hours long, waste the talent of good actors, make absolutely no sense, and be a statement about how awful the United States is. Consider yourself warned.

I would love to hear your comments about your own personal worst movie ever.

5 comments:

Chase said...

I, Heidi, would like to go on record that I am constantly telling Tim that the more he talks about these movies and how bad they are, the more the movie wins. If you hate it, try to forget it.

Nicole said...

Oh, oh, I have one! "I Love Huckabees". Yah, oohhh, strange and brain-hurting...maybe smart people would like it....but not someone who admits to seeing Zoolander over a dozen times! "...really, really good-looking!"

Chase said...

Hm, I had some friends that like "I Love Huckabees," but it always looked too strange for me. (Heidi)

Nicole said...

They must be smart...

Anonymous said...

I loved I heart Huckabees. It was a very heavy comedy. Walberg & Law were amazing! I hear from friends there are people who actually practice the existential dective thing (It is a normal thing in California).

I just saw the Wedding Crashers for the second time and it was hilarious again!!!!

Duaney-o